July 31, 2005

Changing the National Emblem

Posted at 03:50 PM Found

Found @ http://www.bant-shirts.com/thought-crime.htm

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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