December 14, 2003

This Just In: United States to become 11th Canadian Province

Posted at 04:34 PM Feedback


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I should create a subcategory for feedback to Hanoi Jane never stayed at The Hanoi Hilton alone.

warning: language

Alex Hughes wrote:
>
> hey fucko, how long until Canada makes it official and becomes the
> fifty-first state?

Well, in our quiet, unassuming, conciliatory Canadian way, we're holding
out to make the USA our 11th province. That would vault the USA into
the UN's top-10 list of best countries to live in, though it would
probably drop Canada out of the #1 spot it's enjoyed the past several
years.

Keep your fingers crossed,

Patrick.

Alex, if you're still listening, you'll be happy to learn that the US has now made the top 10 -- and Canada has slipped to third -- all without the merger of our two fine countries, as reported by the BBC
p.

Presently listening to:
No Woman Around - The Philosopher Kings - The Philosopher Kings (03:33)




 

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