December 14, 2003

This Just In: United States to become 11th Canadian Province

Posted at 04:34 PM Feedback

I should probably create a category on this blog for feedback to my websites. No, in fact, I know there will be plenty worth reprinting here. New category coming up.

I should create a subcategory for feedback to Hanoi Jane never stayed at The Hanoi Hilton alone.

warning: language

Alex Hughes wrote:
> hey fucko, how long until Canada makes it official and becomes the
> fifty-first state?

Well, in our quiet, unassuming, conciliatory Canadian way, we're holding
out to make the USA our 11th province. That would vault the USA into
the UN's top-10 list of best countries to live in, though it would
probably drop Canada out of the #1 spot it's enjoyed the past several

Keep your fingers crossed,


Alex, if you're still listening, you'll be happy to learn that the US has now made the top 10 -- and Canada has slipped to third -- all without the merger of our two fine countries, as reported by the BBC

Presently listening to:
No Woman Around - The Philosopher Kings - The Philosopher Kings (03:33)


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